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later-homenuggets:

my friend left her window open in her bedroom and came back to find this

look at his self-satisfied little face, the cheeky shit

motherfucking australia

if there was a post to describe australia, this is it

wait. 

you mean to tell me this isn’t even a pet bird?

that in australia, you have wild birds that just fly from house to house with the express purpose of fucking shit up?

fucking HELL australia, what is wrong with you?

wake up australia 

That’s what birds do

They fly around and fuck shit up

Do you have some kind of mysterious nice birds in your weird foreign country

Do birds in America and England fly into your house and make the bed and tidy up the living room a little bit

It’s cold here, so they just bounce off the windows and lie there and twitch spasmodically while you look for the shovel.

Basically hurling themselves at windows is the worst thing birds do

yeah man a kookaburra literally flew into a classroom at my high school and just sat his smug ass down on top of the desk for a good 20 minutes

why has nobody mentioned the fact that in australia there are 3-4 months a year where everybody just accepts that they’re going to get attacked by magpies. It is literally called “swooping season” and these birds will fly down to peck your fucking face, and people get their eyes ripped out and shit, it’s fucking brutal.

My teacher had to go to hospital and have surgery because of swooping season. It was in the parking lot of school and all the kids would do a mad dash towards the car as the magpies tried to kill us.

no but when you’re 12 years old and riding your bike like mad on the way home from school with an icecream bucket on your head with like branches and shit sticking out if it to scare them off and none of this is considered strange

what the actual fuck australia 

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#omg

katiaskarma:

this is the band i idolize

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kaleyed:

Everyone should watch Sky High for the sheer fact that there is a character whose mother is a superhero and father is a super villain and the kid’s name is Warren Peace. 

Warren Peace, man. 

kastland:

parenting

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mametownresident:

UNDERRATED YOUTUBERS × 
→ 2/?- Mamrie Hart

She just has SO many good lines

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#queens

durance:

get to know me meme | favourite actors [3/5]
↳ mark ruffalo

Interviewer: What advice would you give young actors?
Mark: Stick around. Don’t lose your heart, just keep going, keep at it. 
[x]

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#favorite

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michaxlcliffords:

Like his new tats are lamer than scott mccall’s but in weirder areas like ????

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oh-good-life:

school isn’t even about learning anymore, it’s about passing

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Q: Let’s talk Allison’s death.
Eaddy: I’m going to answer as Victoria. [x]

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ohemmoh:

sick tat, bruh

inspired by ayshtonuhwin

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#PLEASE #angel baby

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wickedtheory:

DEADPOOL - “Oh, F***K Me” (High Quality) - Here’s that test footage that has been popping up all over since it leaked at comic-con, featuring Ryan Reynolds as The Merc With The Mouth - in crisp, clear video! Looks so much better! Watch now before it gets taken down.

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