WHAT IF ▬ Clint hasn’t been seen since the Avengers because he had other duties to attend…insp. by the-age-of-the-understatement's submitted mini fic.
I truly go into housewife mode when im someones girlfriend like I will make u pancakes and bacon every morning and suck u up whenever u want
this a lie
im literally dating this girl
this a lie
she dont even know how to cook a pancake what is this
"im going to be an adult and do adult things and be responsible and grown up"
Me: *before I take my first bite*
Mom: is it good?
My friend Isaac has the most gorgeous hands I have ever seen, and I am completely enamored of them. The day I met him he promised to let me draw them, and I finally got to last weekend.
want this moment burned on my eyelids
So many girls saw this. Bless.
All hail the queen.
Let this sink in. She declared herself a feminist in front of a bunch of white women who decided they werent feminists like katy perry and then her husband and child, the things feminists evidently don’t have, wete cheering on and gave her an award
she is so fucking cute
what more is there to do with a fucking afro why are you people saying “do her hair” when you mean “i hate black people having afro textured hair” like why do you think we do not understand what that shit means? her hair is healthy enough to be that thick, and moisturized enough to be that healthy. there is nothing more for them to “do” unless you mean make the curls looser to appease your racist ideas of beauty.. blue ivy’s hair in an afro is done..
Floozies and Fools
This is me, Eliza Thornberry, part of your average family. I’ve got a dad, a mom, and a sister. There is Donnie - we found him. And Darwin, he found us. Oh yeah, about our house - it moves, because we travel all over the world. You see, my dad hosts this nature show, and my mom shoots it. Okay, so we’re not that average. And between you and me, something amazing happened… and now I can talk to animals. It’s really cool, but totally secret. And you know what? Life’s never been the same.
When you haven’t watched this show in literally 7 years and can still read this in your head in her exact voice, and remember what parts to emphasise…
Kit Harington at the 66th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards held at the Nokia Theater on August 25, 2014